June 16, 2011

The Mighty Ocean: It had been a long day, fighting riptide, the jellyfishes, the ultimately horrible sand chaffing I got. But I had done it. I had defeated the mightest of foes, those that even sailors often met their final demise, in Davey Jones Locker. I had fought the might Ocean and won. Poseidon himself had not strength to fight the massive titan known as Dave. Yup thats me, Dave the Ocean Slayer. I mean really it never stood a chance. You see all those footprints behind me? Well those are from people who could not defeat the ocean. I am Dave hear me roar over the sound of the crashing waves. I am also immune to the harmful rays of the sun, I didn’t even blister. The ocean was a punk and I owned it. Dave the ocean slayer.

The Mighty Ocean: It had been a long day, fighting riptide, the jellyfishes, the ultimately horrible sand chaffing I got. But I had done it. I had defeated the mightest of foes, those that even sailors often met their final demise, in Davey Jones Locker. I had fought the might Ocean and won. Poseidon himself had not strength to fight the massive titan known as Dave. Yup thats me, Dave the Ocean Slayer. I mean really it never stood a chance. You see all those footprints behind me? Well those are from people who could not defeat the ocean. I am Dave hear me roar over the sound of the crashing waves. I am also immune to the harmful rays of the sun, I didn’t even blister. The ocean was a punk and I owned it. Dave the ocean slayer.

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